Penelope: Angels Use Quantum Leap Logic?

A friend of mine wrote a long time ago now that if you support furries you support bestiality. I wrote back that it is sad that .000000000000000001% define a whole group. In fact most "furries" are really people that have a little too much affection for their pets. Then again, what if the pets are birds? Featheries? Or how about reptiles? Scalies?

Penelope: Colorful Commentary.

Trust me, it is totally coincidental that this comic I made over a year ago and set up for publication three months ago would show up in the same week that John Cena got wacked repeatedly with a chair. Speaking of which, John Cena has an interesting history concerning the Money in the Bank. He has the most cash ins against him at three, the only guy to cash in and win but not get the title, and the only champion to win the match.

I'll admit that Penny is a fan of wrestling because I am. We both believe that wrestling is real. And that when John Cena wacks Randy Orton with a chair, it was really in the script. In other news: I have an audio clip of Randy Orton talking about "Randy Orton Fanfics." From what he described makes me NOT want to investigate any further. For fear of the dreaded tentacle lemon.

Penelope: Twin Twist.

This is a comic that really could be helped with a sound effect. YouTube would scrunch the comic down and create a giant letterbox all the way around. iDevices and an increasing number number of Android devices don't support Flash. Hell, Adobe is dumping flash. To use HTML5 video I would need to upload three formats to my site and there is always the risk I will forget what the videos was for and delete or move them causing a broken link. That really isn't such a big deal seeing as how only a couple of people will ever see this comic anyway.

Penelope: New Kids Old Tricks.

I know you can't really make that sound through clothing,
but I have to do the best with the debilities I have been given.

Penelope: What You Wish For.

I brought this background out of retirement for this joke because the new one wouldn't have worked.