Friday, December 27, 2013

Friday, December 20, 2013

Friday, December 13, 2013

Penelope: For First Time Ever, Character Introductions.

Names are just as needlessly complicated as everything else I do for this comic.
Op (Opus) Stone, Toni (Tanya) Ursela Conner Bell, Steven Paige Stone, Nancy Annabell Stone,
David Allen Bell, Penny (Penelope) Quincy Conner Bell, and Dallas Austin Bell.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Penelope: Attempted Revival of Old Catch Phrases.

When I introduced little Nancy as a character one of her traits was to say "Kinky" when ever she saw an adult doing anything "kinky." That only lasted a couple of comics. As did its revival here.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Penelope: What Has His Attenion?

There is a reason why I'm posting these comics in the order that I am.
When you scroll back through the blog, they'll come up in order.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Penelope: Little Too Competitious.

I have this running gag of Op and Penny getting caught by their spouses in compromising situations.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Penelope: We Don't Need No Stinking Fourth Wall.

The really sad part is I make these things sober.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Friday, November 8, 2013

Penelope: Angels Use Quantum Leap Logic?

A friend of mine wrote a long time ago now that if you support furries you support bestiality. I wrote back that it is sad that .000000000000000001% define a whole group. In fact most "furries" are really people that have a little too much affection for their pets. Then again, what if the pets are birds? Featheries? Or how about reptiles? Scalies?

Friday, November 1, 2013

Penelope: Colorful Commentary.

Trust me, it is totally coincidental that this comic I made over a year ago and set up for publication three months ago would show up in the same week that John Cena got wacked repeatedly with a chair. Speaking of which, John Cena has an interesting history concerning the Money in the Bank. He has the most cash ins against him at three, the only guy to cash in and win but not get the title, and the only champion to win the match.

I'll admit that Penny is a fan of wrestling because I am. We both believe that wrestling is real. And that when John Cena wacks Randy Orton with a chair, it was really in the script. In other news: I have an audio clip of Randy Orton talking about "Randy Orton Fanfics." From what he described makes me NOT want to investigate any further. For fear of the dreaded tentacle lemon.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Penelope: Twin Twist.

This is a comic that really could be helped with a sound effect. YouTube would scrunch the comic down and create a giant letterbox all the way around. iDevices and an increasing number number of Android devices don't support Flash. Hell, Adobe is dumping flash. To use HTML5 video I would need to upload three formats to my site and there is always the risk I will forget what the videos was for and delete or move them causing a broken link. That really isn't such a big deal seeing as how only a couple of people will ever see this comic anyway.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Penelope: New Kids Old Tricks.

I know you can't really make that sound through clothing,
but I have to do the best with the debilities I have been given.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Penelope: What You Wish For.

I brought this background out of retirement for this joke because the new one wouldn't have worked.

Friday, October 4, 2013

Penelope: On His Honor.

I've always found it odd that the court clerk is standing in the witness box.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Penelope: Op Stone: Man in Black.

According to Google Translate there are two ways to spell fox in German.
I, of course, go with the more fun one.

Friday, September 20, 2013

Penelope: Fun with German Phonetics.

In Deutsch "chs" makes an "x" sound. I guess. I'm totally reliant on what I get from Google Translate.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Penelope: The Bill Colectors Don't Believe Me When I Tell Them That.

One of the tricks I use to make little Nancy look more like a child is to give her a head that is bigger in proportion to her body. In fact look close, it is the same size as the Angel's.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Friday, September 6, 2013

Penelope: I Really HATE That Guy.

I often get the news nuggets for this comic from Bob and Tom. As Kristi Lee reads I am praying that no one in the studio says the jokes that come to my mind. Once in awhile I come up with one they don't.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Penelope: Muddy Bee.

I have pretty much adopted the "Spiritia Rosenberg" look for young Penny.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Friday, August 16, 2013

Penelope: Age Does NOT Mean Learning Anything.

Something I tried hard to do when I brought both Becky and Toni into the comic as twins was to NOT have them be identically repainted Megamen with boobs. I made subtle design changes from one to another. At first Becky only wore skirts and Toni only wore pants. Then I worked hard on personalities. Becky is such an otaku she dresses up as a Japanese school girl as her normal outfit and Toni wears a sensible ensemble. They have undergone such evolutions that yes they are based off of the same character model, but I have to remind once in a while myself that they are identical twin sisters.

By the way: NEVER call them "Bell Twins." They hate that.

Friday, August 9, 2013

Friday, August 2, 2013

Penelope: Rare Sarcastic Moment from David.

That is one of my most favorite props.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Penelope: DNA Disaster.

A technique I use to help with proportions between kids and adults is I will magnify backgrounds and adults 3x and kids 2x. But not here. I forgot to. Plus I'm way too lazy to fix it.

Friday, July 19, 2013

Penelope: Gumming Up.

Gummi Bears! Bouncing here and there and everywhere! High adventure beyond compare!

Friday, July 12, 2013

Penelope: Hitting the Nail on the Head.

I've gotten into debates with guys and gals about this. While I like being able to look at something,
hold on to something, squeeze, pinch, roll my face around in something,
I sure as hell wouldn't kick a flat chested woman out of my bed. A-Cup is A-Okay.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Friday, June 28, 2013

Friday, June 21, 2013

Friday, June 14, 2013

Flag Day 2013.

Penelope: I'm a Million Times More Humble Than Thou Art.

Me? I don't go to church. Too much sinning left to do.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Friday, May 31, 2013

Penelope: Meat Growers.

This is one of the very first Penny cartoons. I was called a sick puppy for this.
As Jerry the King Lawler used to say: "PUPPIES!"

Monday, May 27, 2013

Friday, May 24, 2013

Penelope: Watched Boils.

To give objects a rough textured look I save them as JPEGs.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday, May 10, 2013

Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday, April 26, 2013

Friday, April 19, 2013

Friday, April 12, 2013

Friday, April 5, 2013

Friday, March 29, 2013

Penelope: Who's Side is she on?

The Angel woke up in a pranky mood this morning.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Friday, March 15, 2013

Pennelope: Don't Call Them Bell Twins.

Becky and Toni REALLY don't like being called twins.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Peneolpe: Toni Almost Always Says "Rebecca."

The way Penny has her arms folded is a graphical left over from all the Megaman extended poses used in Bob and George.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Penelope: Bio-illogical Curiosity.

Apparently only Nancy can see the Angel.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Penelope: Getting a Little Catty.

They just can't let that old rivalry go.