With the great news that has happened, I have decided to dig up this old joke.
BIN LADEN IS DEAD!
(For most people that would be enough. However:)
Bin Laden finds himself in a very bright cloud like area. Suddenly he is confronted by George Washington. Who then proceeds to give Bin Laden a boot to the head. Next is Thomas Jefferson, who also gives Bin Laden a boot to the head. Behind him we find: Martha Washington, Martha Jefferson, Henry Clay, Ella Fitzgerald, William H. Harrison, Patrick Henry, Sam Houston, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Meriwether Lewis, James Madison, Dolley Madison, John Marshall, Cyrus Hall McCormick, James Monroe, Elizabeth Monroe, Powhatan, Pocahontas, Walter Reed, George C. Scott, Winfield Scott, John Smith, James Jeb Stuart, Thomas Sumter, Zachary Taylor, John Tyler, Julia Tyler, Letitia Tyler, Nat Turner, John Tyler, Booker T. Washington, Woodrow Wilson, Edith Wilson, and many many more.
In the midst of this bedlam, Bin Laden calls out:
“Allah! Allah! What is this?”
“It is your eternal reward for the life you have led.”
“This! OWWW! (Stop that!) OWWWW!”
“Yes. 72 Virginians!”
3 comments:
Jesuchrist. What kind of fucked up monster would use a human being's DEATH as an excuse to make a mediocre joke and flap his arms for some attention?
Oh right: YOU.
I had thought unscheduling the next post, but instead I'll go ahead and keep it.
By the way, do you like Johnboy and Billy? If not, how about Robin Williams?
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