Penelope: New Kids Old Tricks.

I know you can't really make that sound through clothing,
but I have to do the best with the debilities I have been given.

Penelope: What You Wish For.

I brought this background out of retirement for this joke because the new one wouldn't have worked.

Penelope: On His Honor.

I've always found it odd that the court clerk is standing in the witness box.

Penelope: Op Stone: Man in Black.

According to Google Translate there are two ways to spell fox in German.
I, of course, go with the more fun one.

Penelope: Fun with German Phonetics.

In Deutsch "chs" makes an "x" sound. I guess. I'm totally reliant on what I get from Google Translate.