Penelope: Gumming Up.

Gummi Bears! Bouncing here and there and everywhere! High adventure beyond compare!

Penelope: Hitting the Nail on the Head.

I've gotten into debates with guys and gals about this. While I like being able to look at something,
hold on to something, squeeze, pinch, roll my face around in something,
I sure as hell wouldn't kick a flat chested woman out of my bed. A-Cup is A-Okay.

Penelope: New Coffee Flavor for You.

Happy Birthday, U.S.A.!

Penelope: S.L.A.N.G. Terms.